Don't Ever Trust a Bishie

bakuninja:

“king or two queens?”

“two queens”

“yeah I bet”

pfffffffft

razumikin:

young Khodorkovsky

See that top one, Slava?  That’s the ~cool way~ to hold flowers when you’re a kid - like you’re pissed that you’ve been forced to, and are bored out of your mind, thinking wtf I don’t have time for this shit

not

image

pls

when a child holds flowers they should look cute. and you can’t out cute Dima.

meanboysfromkremlin:

imagineyouricon:

Imaging your icon trying to have a threesome with your OTP

u mean slava cockblocking putvedev

excuse me

did-you-kno:

Source

or they’re American cause that’s what Americans do best

did-you-kno:

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or they’re American cause that’s what Americans do best

xieweijia33:

I’m not sure if this guy on the right is really daddy surkov, but I think he and khodorkovsky look alike on some level, especially the nose

raz, wut u think?

xieweijia33:

I’m not sure if this guy on the right is really daddy surkov, but I think he and khodorkovsky look alike on some level, especially the nose

raz, wut u think?

did-you-kno:

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vicontedevalmont:

vicontedevalmont:

bakuninja:

vicontedevalmont:

bakuninja:

now I have Moskau stuck in my head

#DER WEISS EIN FEUER BRENNT #KALT WIE DAS EIS

My younger brother used to sing this song by karaoke every day.

oops I mispelled weiss in the tags

it’s weiss not eis lol

The list of groups prohibited because of various reasons in 1985. Dschinghis Khan for “anticommunism” and “nationalism”.

they banned the B-52’s!?!?!!?!?!?

xieweijia33:

So the second one from the right-hand side on the second row is zoe surkova (surkov’s mother), and the third one from the right-hand side on the second row is Andarbek Dudayev (surkov’s father)——am I correct?
LINK

it looks like him

xieweijia33:

So the second one from the right-hand side on the second row is zoe surkova (surkov’s mother), and the third one from the right-hand side on the second row is Andarbek Dudayev (surkov’s father)——am I correct?

LINK

it looks like him

the comments

halp

if you haven’t watched this yet

you need to right now

i think Arkady prefers fake Dima over real Dima

i think Arkady prefers fake Dima over real Dima

You know how Harold and Kumar once saw a lame version of themselves?

I feel like Russian politicians also have lame versions of themselves.

Dmitry Medvedev

Stanislav Voskresensky

Vladislav Surkov

Alexander Khinshtein

RAWR

WHERE’S THAT FUCKING VIDEO WHY ISN’T IT IN MY HISTORY

RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

buttgrapes:

everyone can like merkozy

weeping