May 2012
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There are 3 people in hell; Eminem, Justin Beiber...
Satan: Hitler, why are you here?
Hitler: I felt like torturing and innocently killing millions of jews because i didn't think they deserved to live.
Satan: Good, Good, sit to my right.
Satan: Beiber, why are you here?
JB: I made thousands, if not, millions of people deaf and mentally scarred them for life with my terrible squeaky voice.
Satan: You disgust me. Sit to my left.
Satan: Eminem, why are you here?
Eminem: Get off my throne bitch.
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crapplebutts: today i saw a picture of dima putin surkov and dvorkovich around a table i feel like i should make a bucket list things that happened: picture with all four of them putin in power again putin crying putin trying to bend a pan things im waiting for: putin on vacation with his wife without medvedev someone else to be president hell to freeze over　 How can Putin be on...
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Is Dmitry Medvedev Gay? →
malinkibear: chefbecker: malinkibear: Imma call bullshit But then, he has been with Svetlana since he was… what, a teenager? If you find a chick willing to cover for you, you’d go for it.  Putin wouldn’t be so chummy with him if he were, though. And there’d be more substantial rumours. They fucking hate the gays at all levels. But still PUTVEDEV You have to remember that Putin...
May 22nd
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Is Dmitry Medvedev Gay? →
malinkibear: Imma call bullshit But then, he has been with Svetlana since he was… what, a teenager? If you find a chick willing to cover for you, you’d go for it.  Putin wouldn’t be so chummy with him if he were, though. And there’d be more substantial rumours. They fucking hate the gays at all levels. But still PUTVEDEV You have to remember that Putin controls the press. We see what he...
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“In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how...”
– Mr. Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
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“And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your...”
– Pride & Prejudice (via johnnyviggoandbrad)
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elfgrandfather: dima’s instagram name is damedvedev and i thought he was being really cute and that it was ‘da medvedev’ as in ‘yes medvedev’ or even ‘da medvedev yo’ but then i rememvered he’s called Dmitry Anatolyevich When I first saw it I read it as Dame Medvedev. As in Dame Maggie Smith, Dame Julie Andrews, Dame Helen Mirren, and Dame Judi Dench…
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WatchWatch
fireintheheart: This just made my night—actually. The Colbert Report on Putin
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May 18th
Life hacks
anotherlgbtchat: nerdgasmz: sacrificialanxiety: slugbox: thebogonoslo: MY GOD… already knew a bunch of these, but there’s a few good ones in there i didn’t know about, good shit. OMG ECCENTRICALLY TIDY PERSON’S HANDYGUIDE
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Pretty Epic
balalaikaboss: vova-dima: A wax figure of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin rides behind one of President Dmitry Medvedev on a horse at a St. Petersburg museum. I don’t even know. Also that’s a horrible rendition of Putin. Hey, it’s better than the the one that looked like a blow up doll:
May 18th
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