Don't Ever Trust a Bishie, Given the chance to do one thing without...

Given the chance to do one thing without consequences here is what I’d do:

~ Take a plane to Moscow

~ Hail a cab and drive to the local market

~ Make a purchase:

~ Drive to the nearest gas station and fill that bad boy up

~ Drive to Dima’s house

~ Break in

~ Find Dima’s closet

~ Throw everything in said closet out the window

~ Empty contents of my container onto the pile of clothes

~ Take out the matchbook:

~ Enjoy :)