Whenever Putin tries to intimidate me with Koni, I’ve learned to successfully keep calm by imagining that the dog is simply his prime minister with him. It’s a roughly knee-high, dark-haired creature that follows Vladimir at his heel, lives to do his bidding, and hasn’t the faintest comprehension of what we are discussing, therefore the only real stretch of the imagination is that the dog walks on all fours.
And people say the Germans are an unlikable people.
and you don’t think Dima spends most of his time on all fours?
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