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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>putvedev is canon</description><title>Don't Ever Trust a Bishie</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chefbecker)</generator><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/626fabe346dee83d164a105155f8fd8e/tumblr_mi7mqiQR0I1rv0soro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53357063513</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53357063513</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:36:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>snakesandbondage:

chefbecker:

two guys in the back checking...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/677d818ca3a13dde71b7d0b9a4ae3345/tumblr_momy73CJWM1qa0gtxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snakesandbondage.tumblr.com/post/53354409516/chefbecker-two-guys-in-the-back-checking-out" target="_blank"&gt;snakesandbondage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53350208664/two-guys-in-the-back-checking-out-dima" target="_blank"&gt;chefbecker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;two guys in the back checking out Dima&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Do he got a booty?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“He dooooooooooo.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53355055144</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53355055144</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:45:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>howareyou-yes:

chefbecker replied to your photo: Lately I tried to remember all the fancy...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howareyou-yes.tumblr.com/post/53340087633/chefbecker-replied-to-your-photo-lately-i-tried" target="_blank"&gt;howareyou-yes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="hide_overflow"&gt;&lt;a class="username" href="http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;chefbecker&lt;/a&gt; replied to your &lt;a class="notification_target" href="http://howareyou-yes.tumblr.com/post/53278564287/lately-i-tried-to-remember-all-the-fancy-arab" target="_blank"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span class="colon"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://howareyou-yes.tumblr.com/post/53278564287/lately-i-tried-to-remember-all-the-fancy-arab" target="_blank"&gt;Lately I tried to remember all the fancy arab…&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;but why do you have to cook for him? he should be cooking for you and servicing all your needs like the bitch manservant he is. he’s such a douche.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If he has to cook, we gonna starve.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so then why can&amp;#8217;t you just cook what you like? if he eats it, fine, if not, then he starves. sounds like a win/win scenario. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53351479856</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53351479856</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:03:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>two guys in the back checking out Dima</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/677d818ca3a13dde71b7d0b9a4ae3345/tumblr_momy73CJWM1qa0gtxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;two guys in the back checking out Dima&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53350208664</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53350208664</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:23:25 -0400</pubDate><category>i wonder if they'll disappear soon</category></item><item><title>xieweijia33:

zipping up

another image i will never unsee </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b03a4cc14e77c16c55f67d582e5c9b5/tumblr_momw65bTUI1s14r52o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xieweijia33.tumblr.com/post/53348897406/zipping-up" target="_blank"&gt;xieweijia33&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;zipping up&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;another image i will never unsee &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53348931337</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53348931337</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 05:40:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>did-you-kno:

Source
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08357ce9fa2e6ad20287b98684f4bca6/tumblr_mnmmlyI5df1qkvbwso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/51742639684/source" target="_blank"&gt;did-you-kno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/7931835/Roald-Dahl-was-a-real-life-James-Bond-style-spy-new-book-reveals.html" target="_blank"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53347350790</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53347350790</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:48:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>life-ismy-canvas:

Anyone else think these bears look evil/mad??...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b36ead6748d9f7d759c6b16cf0dd28a/tumblr_mom6l28b3Z1qjxiqmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://life-ismy-canvas.tumblr.com/post/53318107094/anyone-else-think-these-bears-look-evil-mad" target="_blank"&gt;life-ismy-canvas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyone else think these bears look evil/mad?? #bear #peanutbutter #food #mad #evil&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i would not trust that peanut butter &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53329644317</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53329644317</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:05:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/64b31f3b8b2e7e921b408dd43a3b2ac4/tumblr_molge4xRAh1r0wuqgo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53329063342</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53329063342</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:56:49 -0400</pubDate><category>feels</category><category>before vova goes away on a business trip</category></item><item><title>niccageinabearcostume:

chefbecker:

meanboysfromkremlin:

*inser...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6afdd8dd2d8598bb6139495acc6daaa7/tumblr_moly9nGJSj1rmip9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niccageinabearcostume.tumblr.com/post/53328263680/chefbecker-meanboysfromkremlin-insert-witty" target="_blank"&gt;niccageinabearcostume&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327920128/meanboysfromkremlin-insert-witty-trio-joke" target="_blank"&gt;chefbecker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meanboysfromkremlin.tumblr.com/post/53305653065/insert-witty-trio-joke-here" target="_blank"&gt;meanboysfromkremlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*insert witty trio joke here*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arkady is so done with Surkov’s shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3some&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdigfbGOD01rl6xw4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53328512637</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53328512637</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:49:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9056fb6562e676fadfc6aa81ff9500b/tumblr_mom1wn24251s14r52o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53328003275</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53328003275</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:41:59 -0400</pubDate><category>sigh</category><category>crying</category><category>putvedev5eva</category></item><item><title>meanboysfromkremlin:

*insert witty trio joke here*

Arkady is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6afdd8dd2d8598bb6139495acc6daaa7/tumblr_moly9nGJSj1rmip9oo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meanboysfromkremlin.tumblr.com/post/53305653065/insert-witty-trio-joke-here" target="_blank"&gt;meanboysfromkremlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*insert witty trio joke here*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arkady is so done with Surkov’s shit&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327920128</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327920128</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:40:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tacoposey.tumblr.com/post/53293690120/what-if-we-just-created-a-fandom-for-a-tv-show" target="_blank"&gt;tacoposey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ruspol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327780327</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327780327</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:38:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>snakesandbondage:

im in ruspol hard.


always reblog</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f33f08c394b137f7e3991d79e3af898b/tumblr_molxidMnYT1qet8udo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46c3d48c86f3c351f2776dab75e131b2/tumblr_molxidMnYT1qet8udo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snakesandbondage.tumblr.com/post/53304276372/im-in-ruspol-hard" target="_blank"&gt;snakesandbondage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im in ruspol hard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e6adf286b0a30fce559896c4490a28b1/tumblr_mjvn298nOI1qedj5wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;always reblog&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327681393</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53327681393</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:37:00 -0400</pubDate><category>always</category></item><item><title>
a moment of silence for all my wasted potential
</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a moment of silence for all my wasted potential&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326939401</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326939401</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:27:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>semen-of-satan:

chefbecker:

semen-of-satan:

As a Russian I find myself attracted particularly to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://semen-of-satan.tumblr.com/post/53325155019/chefbecker-semen-of-satan-as-a-russian-i" target="_blank"&gt;semen-of-satan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53324878396/semen-of-satan-as-a-russian-i-find-myself" target="_blank"&gt;chefbecker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://semen-of-satan.tumblr.com/post/53273087256/as-a-russian-i-find-myself-attracted-particularly" target="_blank"&gt;semen-of-satan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As a Russian I find myself attracted particularly to Russian men&lt;br/&gt;(or should I say corrupt politicians). Here’s looking at you, Dima, Vova, and Slava.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re attracted to Dima? how?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He has a very endearing stupid sort of face. I’m not saying I want him to tie me up the way I’d like Vova or Slava to, but I imagine it’d be nice walking through a park with him while holding hands. He probably has a lot of cute stupid jokes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there would probably be lots of cuddling (not the annoying kind where the guy just slugs his arm around your neck in a way that say &amp;#8216;yea, dis mai bitch, she sukin mai cock&amp;#8217;). and he&amp;#8217;s def a diehard romantic so he&amp;#8217;d probably show up to dates with flowers and chocolate and little sweet gifts all the time. and he&amp;#8217;d always pay.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sigh. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326847508</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326847508</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:19 -0400</pubDate><category>where did all the gentlemen go?</category></item><item><title>fritzlong:

go to this page and click play
then go to this page and scroll
you’re welcome

i look at...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fritzlong.tumblr.com/post/53286023572/go-to-this-page-and-click-play-then-go-to-this" target="_blank"&gt;fritzlong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_dTSPzXlk" target="_blank"&gt;go to this page and click play&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fritzlong.tumblr.com/tagged/john+f+kennedy" target="_blank"&gt;then go to this page and scroll&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;you’re welcome&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i look at this man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and then at Putin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i can&amp;#8217;t help but think how? how?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they don&amp;#8217;t even compare. Putin doesn&amp;#8217;t and never had JFK&amp;#8217;s looks. he doesn&amp;#8217;t have JFK&amp;#8217;s charm and charisma. Putin doesn&amp;#8217;t have that thing that instantly draws people to him. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;like i know Russia&amp;#8217;s different but i just don&amp;#8217;t see how Putin could pull off JFK&amp;#8217;s life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326544711</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53326544711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:22:08 -0400</pubDate><category>but maybe it'll end the same way</category><category>right otp?</category></item><item><title>theanti90smovement:

ugh i hate when ur trying to go to bed and u cant stop thinking about bill...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanti90smovement.tumblr.com/post/53254388572/ugh-i-hate-when-ur-trying-to-go-to-bed-and-u-cant" target="_blank"&gt;theanti90smovement&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ugh i hate when ur trying to go to bed and u cant stop thinking about bill clinton playing the saxophone. Reblog this if u have insomnia too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;great. now this is all i&amp;#8217;m gonna think about tonight. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325811562</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325811562</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:00 -0400</pubDate><category>thanks obama</category></item><item><title>The Borowitz Report: Obama, Putin Agree Never to Speak to Each Other Again</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://newyorker.tumblr.com/post/53289178343/the-borowitz-report-obama-putin-agree-never-to-speak" target="_blank"&gt;newyorker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;LOUGH ERNE, NORTHERN IRELAND (&lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/" target="_blank"&gt;The Borowitz Report&lt;/a&gt;)—The G8 summit ended today on a constructive note, with President Obama and Russia’s Vladimir Putin reaching a broad agreement never to  speak to each other again: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nyr.kr/15gkZxS" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://nyr.kr/15gkZxS" target="_blank"&gt;http://nyr.kr/15gkZxS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e801f384efffbefc0523932381d9e9c9/tumblr_inline_moll23LeJg1qap3w2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325614563</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325614563</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>omg</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a8d6e3ee57d1bf1cb62791cbed2a5c2/tumblr_moll9kyD7O1s14r52o1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;omg&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325420503</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53325420503</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:06:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Putin" tag</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galla-bella.tumblr.com/post/53258895108/putin-tag" target="_blank"&gt;galla-bella&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is fucking scary.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i&amp;#8217;m guessing you haven&amp;#8217;t seen the blogs yet&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53324946626</link><guid>http://chefbecker.tumblr.com/post/53324946626</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:59:55 -0400</pubDate><category>it's worse</category></item></channel></rss>
