how are there no pillsbury doughboy gifs?

what is up with dumping on China tonight?

so i found this picture:

this is what the picture is titled:

President Obama Visits Singapore Following APEC Summit

here are the people tagged in the photo:

Hu Jintao, Dmitry Medvedev, Stephen Harper, Donald Tsang, Lee Hsien Loong, Lien Chen

WTF!?

OMG!!!! Guys, skip to 26:30!!!!!!!! You need to listen to this!

I get these three people mixed up all the time.

So I was looking for some pictures of Dima’s wife, Svetlana Medvedev. Here is what google suggested.

Putin’s speech at the G20 summit for over 2 fucking days now. I’ve managed to find a total of 8 minutes of raw footage, but no full taping of the speech. I can find Obama no prob, but not Putin. I can’t find documents of it. The official channels on Youtube have proved to be fucking useless. And the media is only giving me like 2 quotes from the 30+ minute speech. 

So I’ve just been poking around twitter this evening. Like most people out there I waiting for Dima to start following Kadyrov. Out of sheer boredom I click on the @KremlinRussia_E link (don’t worry, Kadyrov isn’t following it) from Dima’s account. Apparently it’s still being updated regardless of the fact that Putin considers it a porn site.

And low and behold what do I find?

A FUCKING LINK TO THE GODDAMN FUCKING SPEECH

WHY GOD? WHY?

SOCIAL NETWORKS USED AS RESEARCH DATABASES IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously?

You made Kadyrov open a twitter account?

smh

From Reuters.

Legit.